MY GOD, OBAMA IS RACIST TOWARD REPUBLICANS!!!

Oh my, oh great balls of fire. You know, today on Fox News, I learned something about Obama today. He is..........yup you guessed it, a racist.

Against whom you might ask.........just guess.

REPUBLICANS!!!!!! Ahh, the horror.

How dare this man, who gave this speech in Philadelphia in 2008




Who told all of us to rise above and come into better times. How dare he racebait Republicans. How DARE HE!!!!

And just what did he say........

SEE WHAT HE SAID!!!!!



Somebody call the National Urban League and Al Sharpton. How DARE HE!!!!!! Republicans ran the car in ditch. Democrats got the car out. Now the Democrats drive and want Republicans in the back seat. RACIST!!!!!!!!

I mean, look, Patriotic beloved Fox News believes in racial equality for Republicans. Look at them talking about the travesty today.



Gee, I'm glad Fox News gave President Obama a lesson on racial politics. Fox News understands that fully.





(That video above encompasses what I was doing while I typed this.)

Ok, a couple of things. Really Fox, you heard car and got BUS!? No mention of a bus was made. He said car, meaning a coupe or four door sedan. Not a big ass MARTA. In the Jim Crow era, black people had to ride in the back of the BUS!" Many people of color rode in the back of cars. Really Fox, you couldn't ask Juan Williams for Eyes on the Prize? He has a boxed DVD set you could run on Fox to educate the viewers.I am not of the Fox mindset, so I guess I just didn't know that car and bus were interchangeable. I guess its like giving a five year old kid a playboy instead of Go Dog Go. Its close enough, its got words in it, plus it can also teach your child about anatomy. Then, its racist because he is saying that Republicans have to get in the back seat. Of the "car"(Which is not a bus.) Now, note I said Republicans. Republicans. No skin color or ethnic background, just Republicans. Now, in order for it to even come close to being racist, would be to believe that President Obama believes that all Republicans are of one race. Right Fox? I mean, yeah theres George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, but Marco Rubio, Michael Steele, General Colin Powell. All are Republicans, so I guess their all racially in the same group,right Fox?

The real question should be, why is Fox insinuating that all Republicans are all one race?

Hell, I thought the President was nice, letting Republicans ride in the car. I would have had them push.